Pet Peeves – Engrish 101: Lack of description

My god I know I’m bad when it comes to spelling and english but I wish to god people would describe what they want.

In the past few days I’ve had people ask me various things

Design X for me.

Currently its how much to design a template.

What are your requirements for said template. What you are showing me has actually got multiple different style templates in it. Do you want them all. “I don’t know” …

“Design this for me” .. can you please provide me with more details. “what ever you think”

Any particular colours ? thoughts ? other things you like the look of ?Any details at all ? What does it mean / stand for ?

ARGH!!! ok rant over I’m just on my second coffee so I’m a bit ARGH

( yes I’m aware I probably haven’t described my problem properly )